TV Geek Out 94: True Blood, "Scratches"

Who's been makin' those scratches? Looks like it's a creepy, Minotaur-like monster with bull horns and giant claws! Things really got rolling with "Scratches," packing in an epic Bill/Sookie fight, the aforementioned monster attack, the destructions of Pam's favorite pumps and a little person doctor to supernatural beings in quick succession. That's not even mentioning Lafayette's rescue from Fangtasia, the beginning of Jason and Sarah's inevitable affair or yet another of Maryann's parties (this time featuring ultra-creepy black eyes on some of the revelers)! Best of all, however, had to be the blossoming romance between Jessica and Hoyt. Dana and Heather geek out about young love and True Blood's other delights here.

TV Geek Out 93: Mad Men Season 3 Preview

It's back! It's really, actually, finally back! The TV Geek Out Geeks can barely contain their excitement that Mad Men is returning for season 3. We discuss where we left off with our favorite dysfunctional Sterling Cooper employees and their families: Will Don and Betty Draper be able to make their marriage work with a baby on the way (come to think of it, will they ever be true to themselves, much less each other)? Will Joan get a job more suited to her talents at SC? When will Sal come out of the closet? What about Pete and Peggy? And what DOES Roger Sterling do all day? We still don't have a clue, but we can't wait to find out. Check out our questions and theories here.

TV Geek Out 92: True Blood, "Keep This Party Going"

True Blood's second episode of the season keeps the party going, packing in plot developments left and right. Eric takes much of the limelight, asking tough questions like, "Is there blood in my hair?" and, "It's the new me... you like?" He also questions Lafayette about a certain "pussylover" associate of his and suffers the consequences of being a messy eater. Lafayette later manages a disgusting breakout from the Fangtasia dungeon, only to have a hilarious standoff with the dimwitted Ginger, leaving him with a bullet in his leg. Is his only way out death... or is UN-death an option? Meanwhile, a new bromance ensues when Jason and the Lukinator meet cute on the bus to Jesus camp -- but there's quickly trouble in paradise when Stackhouse becomes the Newlins' golden boy. Back in Bon Temps, Sookie and Jessica's bonding session leads to Sook getting completely fucked... and not by Bill! All this, a trip to Forever 21, and a sexed up dance-fest at Merlotte's give TV Geek Out Geeks Heather and Dana plenty to talk about, even if Jesus didn't ask them out today.

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TV Geek Out 91: 30 Rock, "Goodbye My Friend" and "The Funcooker"

It's been a pair of typically busy episodes on 30 Rock. Liz once again suffers from acute baby fever, leading her to contemplate adopting the baby of an expectant unwed teen who wants to become a music star, Jenna wants to be the center of attention on her birthday, and Tracy comes up with the best tagline of the season. Listen in as Perry, Dana, and Heather brave the Funcooker in order to talk about it all.

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TV Geek Out 90: The Office, "Golden Ticket"

Inspired by the feel-good magic of Willy Wonka, Michael hides five 10%-off coupons in various boxes of paper, only to have the plan blow up in his face when each of them ends up with their biggest client. And while they might get 50% off their next order, TV Geek Out Geeks Dana, Heather, and Perry commit 110% to discussing the episode’s highpoints, such as Kevin’s dating life and the continued exasperation of David Wallace.

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TV Geek Out 89: 2009 Emmy Nominations

Did any of you hear a chorus of happy whooping yesterday morning? That would be the TV Geek Out crew celebrating a rather fine list of Emmy nominees that included tons of shows and people we love including Michael Emerson, 30 Rock, Mad Men, and Kristin Chenowith. Listen in as Dana, Perry, and Heather offer predictions for what to expect on September 20 when the Academy announces the winners, and bitch about the continued Emmy recognition of Two and a Half Men.

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TV Geek Out 88: True Blood, "Nothing But the Blood"

True Blood is back, and the TV Geeks are rejoicing! With a title like "Nothing But the Blood," it's no surprise that the season-two premiere was rife with bone-chilling gore and violence -- laced with plenty of laughs, of course. Blood was everywhere in the episode, from a cardboard-cut finger to the brutal evisceration and dismemberment of a not-so-beloved side character. Yet one of the most strangely disturbing appearances of the red stuff was in a steamy sex scene between Sookie and Bill... but what's the more troubling element, the blood-play or the inevitably stained white bedspread? The TV Geek Out Geeks tackle that question, ponder the cleaning secrets of the undead (and Vampire Bill in particular), and talk about all the new goings-on in the endearingly quirky Bon Temps!

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TV Geek Out 87: The Office, "Blood Drive"

You would think that Michael falling madly in love with a woman at a blood drive might be the best thing about this episode of The Office, but the TV Geek Out crew have just as much interest in a rather revealing double date involving Pam, Jim, Phyllis, and Bob Vance (Vance Refrigeration). Perry, Heather and Dana break down their Seinfeldian/Curb Your Enthusiasm-inspired lunch, and analyze what a Dunder-Mifflin lonely-hearts party looks like.

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TV Geek Out 86: 30 Rock, "Larry King"

An appearance by Tracy Jordan on Larry King sends financial markets around the world into a tailspin, and that’s just in the first few minutes of this episode. As New Yorkers prepare for the worst, Liz needs to recover some embarrassing cell-phone pictures, Elisa isn’t sure Jack can put her ahead of his work, and Don Geiss offers a timeless bit of advice. Listen along as the Dana, Perry, and Heather try to unpack all the funny.

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TV Geek Out 85: Gossip Girl, "The Age of Dissonance"

Gossip Girl finally comes clean about its Edith Wharton worship! "The Age of Dissonance" used its allusions brilliantly, nodding to The Age of Innocence and Eyes Wide Shut and even including a cameo from New York Times drama critic Charles Isherwood. Blair is on the warpath, Nate gets to be just a normal dude, Serena and Vanessa are a surprisingly dynamic duo and Dan fiiiiinally sends Rachel packing. The only thing that keeps this episode from perfection is Chuck's still-kind-of-lame storyline of helping party girl/cipher Elle, but thankfully that plot is sent packing by the end of the show. The TV Geek Out Geeks even felt a little bit smarter after discussing this episode. Who would've thought?

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